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If all be true that I do think, -- There are five reasons we should drink: -- Good wine, a friend, or being dry, -- Or lest we should be by and by, -- Or any other reason why.

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Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

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It's a long time between drinks.

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There's some are fou o' love divine, There's some are fou' o' brandy.

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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

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Inebriate of air am I, and debauchee of dew.

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

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Let school-masters puzzle their brain -- With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; -- Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, -- Gives genius a better discerning.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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