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The most beautiful words in the English language are "check enclosed."

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.'

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

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Every year, back Spring comes, with the nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off.

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I like to have a martini -- two at the very most -- three I'm under the table -- four I'm under the host.

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If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.

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